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Judging by the posts added to my Facebook profile after yesterdays post it turns out there are in fact females on the internet. Who knew? Regardless, welcome to the internet ladies. Al Gore invented it in the mid to late 80's. There are boobs on here somewhere.

On the side bar thingymabob there's a "King On Cracked" linky thing. I have taken to writing articles for a website called http://www.cracked.com. It's a satirical comedy website that deals with widespread topics ranging from Steven Seagal to Jean Claude Van-Damme. Gripping stuff. They've been trying to put together their own wikipedia effort which heavily relies on submissions from lurkers like myself. Here are my contributions:

The Best Rock Drummers
http://www.cracked.com/funny-1713-the-best-rock-drummers/

This was the first article I wrote for Cracked a few months back. I basically needed a vehicle to blast Neil Peart off the face of the Earth. It kinda worked, but not really.

The Most Overrated Rock Bands
http://www.cracked.com/funny-1862-the-most-overrated-rock-bands/

I feel like I was born to write this article. I should have done my motherfucking dissertation on it. Once again, expect Rush-bashing and a quintessential King view on The Smiths...

Be sure to have a butchers at the frontpage articles and videos too; most of them are awesome.